Hilde Festerling is the offspring of a particularly successful mated pair of a spectacularly successful species of Great Ape.
She is probably best known for her work exploring the secret passions of animals.
"I'll never forget the old days, the way it was at The Comedie Francais, circa 1842. Never." says Festerling. This being said she cannot seem to ever really find her hand props, Mrs. Houdini's wedding ring, nothing.
We fear she is, then, destined to spend her entire career painting camels from different angles, just a series of dusty government hour days, easle and a T-square, Hay chewing models, and three assistants to work the tripod, and it's Camels again today, Boss.
Her latest project involves exploring identity and place through going back to high school under the assumed name 'Nancy drew' and living as a teen sleuth.
She Can Be Reached: firstname.lastname@example.org